You agree with what the talking heads in the corporate media are saying.
You think the educational system is about education.
You think Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly want what’s best for America.
You think capitalism is all about working hard.
You think without capitalism everyone would sit around and get high, like Cheech and Chong.
You think free markets lead to a utopia.
You think Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are sincere.
You think Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, and Mike Huckabee are sincere.
You think police officers are there to protect you.
You think corporations should be private because it’s nobody’s business what they do.
You think corporate lobbyists are just fine because “it’s their money and they should do with it as they please”.
You think poor people are lazy.
You think people starving to death is fine because “those who are dying deserve to die”.
You think the American military liberates the people of other countries and brings them “democracy and freedom”.
You call desperate, hungry people in a flooded city who loot stores to survive “scum” and say they should be “shot on sight”.
You think George W. Bush is a noble cowboy who wants to protect Americans from terrorists.
You think Dick Cheney is grim because he takes the task of saving America so seriously.
You think the Democrats in congress will save America, so you voted for them in 2006.
You think you can change the system from within.
You think George Orwell had mental problems and Noam Chomsky is a “bleeding heart”.
You think Oprah Winfrey is wonderful, and deserves her fortune.
You think most people in Guantanamo Bay and elsewhere are terrorists and deserve their torture.
You think anyone who criticizes the policies of the Israeli government is an anti-semite.
You think anyone who criticizes the Neoconservative commander-in-chief at a time of Neoconservative war is a terrorist sympathizer, or maybe a terrorist.
You think anyone who criticizes capitalism needs to work more hours – they obviously have too much time on their hands.
You think Judge Judy is on TV in order to give good advice, and Jerry Springer is just showing us real Americans.
You think Dana Perino’s constant condescension is because the press is so silly and deserving of it.
You think American Idol is the true face of America.
You think Bill Kristol is a liberal mugged by reality, instead of a sad empty man mugged by ideology.
You think Fox News is the antidote to the liberal media.
You think reality TV shows are about reality.
You think the War on Terror is about fighting terror.
You think TV executives make the decisions they do primarily out of the profit motive.
You think Milton Friedman is a hero.
You think Ronald Reagan is a hero who ended Communism.
You think everything would be just fine if government got out of the way and allowed businesses to do as they pleased.
You like Disney movies because they evoke a “simpler” time.
You like the funny sidekick in films because the hero always needs someone to amuse him and play second fiddle.
You think Disney is about entertaining children.
You think the Disney-themed town is wonderful, safe, and “the way America should be”.
You think people are worth as much as their paycheck plus their wealth.
You call this blog entry “bullshit”.