Shoot ‘Em Up

By briankoontz

This is the best videogame parody in film history, better than Crank. I’d like to think an RPG parody is coming along, but unlike Grand Theft Auto and First-Person Shooters, RPGs don’t have the kind of public awareness to necessarily lead to such a thing.

Film critics are stupid on it. A critic needs to have played First-Person Shooters, probably at least 100 hours worth covering several games, to appreciate this film. A lot of the “weaknesses” noted by the critics is just the movie staying true to the parodied material.

It might be saying something that the best videogame-inspired films are satires. What it’s saying is probably not that game developers have great designs for their games.

As Shoot ‘Em Up might say: “Mr. Smith, you hate everything”. Yep, that’s the only logical conclusion of a game where the main character is essentially a gun that shoots, and kills, and shoots, and kills. The End.

Oh, and calling the lactating hottie “DQ” for Dairy Queen. Somehow the critics missed that one.

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